These statements are on the internet, hence, they are all true.

1. Alumni games are the leading cause of sports related injuries in the U.S.
2. Everyone who goes to Australia dies from poisonous snake bites
3. Lions would rather live in a zoo than the wild, because they hate hunting, and are lazy
4. Luna bars are intended to be eaten before bed, to help keep your metabolism working while you sleep
   
5. Left handed people live on average 10 years less than right handed people
6. Hiding company property from other employees is a form of theft, and should be punishable
   
7. Hotdogs are sandwiches