These statements are on the internet, hence, they are all true.
- Alumni games are the leading cause of sports related injuries in the U.S.
- Everyone who goes to Australia dies from poisonous snake bites
- Lions would rather live in a zoo than the wild, because they hate hunting, and are lazy
- Luna bars are intended to be eaten before bed, to help keep your metabolism working while you sleep
- Left handed people live on average 10 years less than right handed people
- Hiding company property from other employees is a form of theft, and should be punishable
- Hotdogs are sandwiches